The Memorable, and the Not so Memorable Moments

Paula looked up, and met his eyes. "So, are you coming with us to the movies?"
Jesse looked back at her, his eyes huge for some reason. "Are you asking me on a date?"
Paula took a deep breathe, before letting it out as slowly as she could. "What? Which freaking planet are you from?! Hell no!"
Jesse blinked. "Oh."

"Vida es bien por chocando walls." Footstep declared.
"Shut up." Carolina groaned, rubbing her forehead.

"Life is not made of cuentas de hadas, you have to make of it what you can."
"Oh, really?" Warren flashed, and he was suddenly the cliche prince dude thing. The whole thing, poofy short sleeves, and billowy tunic, the flowing long velvet red cape, the crown, blablablablabla.
"You look like a total homophobe." Carolina said with a straight face.
"What a way to make things akward." Footstep and Warren said together, sighing.

"Jessica, my love!" He said, holding out some roses.
"She be mines nows." Zack snapped, crushing the flowers.
"Awwww." Genesis wailed.

"Misa-Misa talks in the third person!" Mackenzie added as Paula ran the straightener through her hair for the billionth time.
"Paula-Paula is going to sound like an idiot." She said icily.
"You already did." Austin said.
"Do not make me come over there." Paula growled, snapping the hair iron at him.

"Days like this make me want to cry." Paula grumbled, and then a rock hit her in the head. "I just never seem to be able to."

"Hello?!" She waved her hand in front of Kaylynn's face, but was ignored. "Trying to communicate here!"
Kaylynn ignored her, again.
"Damn stairways..." Paula said under her breath, giving up for the time being.

"Be not nobody, be somebody."
"And your advice sucks butt."
"I really hope not, cuz how would words do that?"
"... Gross dude."

"Que nos esperan." Footstep said, blinking and squinting.
"Where?" Pamela asked.
"Over there!" The horse pointed.
"Nope, are you... hallucinating??"
".... Damn Yellow Molds."

Phoebe sat down on her bone throne with a sigh. "This sucks."
"Really now?" Jondolar asked.
"Yeah, really, I am the only one who wasn't created by Paula. You guys get the cool creator, and I get the stupid one." The dark queen shook out her hair with annoyance. "He freakin' mixed up epilogue and prologue!"

And Buzz and Austin flew off to live in harmony forever-- but Edward wasn't finished yet.

"We can write a narrative."
"We can write a narrative?!"
"We can write a narrative!!" Kaylynn shouted.
"Holy shittake mushrooms of which I want to murder with pointy knives, we can!" Paula screamed and almost fainted.

"If you say Every Time We Touch is my theme song, I have a come back." Paula warned him.
"Okay, then Every Time We Touch is your theme." Austin said, looking as though he had won. Not so fast, insolent boy.
"I know, I meet up with my kick-ass, hot as hell boyfriend, Amigo every night. And then we madly make out until sunrise, and we watch the sun together, and it's so romantic." Paula added in a girly sigh to add on. "He's the best kisser."
Austin gawked openly, while Kaylynn said.
"Paula, you have a knack for making things awkward."

The Queen of Hell looked at her grudgingly. "You suck."

"Waifu, will you marry me?!"
"For the fifth time? Oh, Waifu! It's a dream come true!"

"Whats that question we always ask them? Oh right! Whats your favorite color?!"

"Damn you all."
"We know, we get that a lot." Paula winked. "But they mostly mean me."

There will be more to come... just watch out.