What I Have Learned

What I Have Learned
A short story starring just about every character that Paula has, including herself. The reporter? The Queen Garia the third and half, the queen of hell!

QG31/2: So, what have you learned?

Roxy: Bucking people off is fun! O.o

QG31/2: Okay then... what else?

Roxy: Hay is teh tasties!

QG31/2: Okay... next! What have you learned?

Jeremiah: The creator has some crazy idea that stabbing people is fun. People meaning me.

QG31/2: That sounds entertaining.

Jeremiah: It's not. Trust the stabbed.

QG31/2: ...Okay then. Next! What have you learned?

Warren: People falling on you HURTS.

QG31/2: That is to be expected I suppose.

Warren: She wasn't even all that heavy either.

QG31/2: Next! Oh, hi Amigo. What did you learn.

Amigo: Austin no le gusta nada.

QG31/2: No comprendo mucho espanol.

Amigo: Es tu problemo, no es mi problemo.

QG31/2: Okay then... next! Oh, hi Paula.

Paula: Hi.

QG31/2: So, what have you learned?

Paula: Ummm... why am I talking to thin air?

QG31/2: ...You suck. Next! Ah, hello there Jaeza.

Jaeza: Hi.

QG31/2: So, what have you learned?

Jaeza: Corny or honest?

QG31/2: Both, if you will.

Jaeza: Well, I learned not to give up and that Jamie is the best (Censored) ever.

QG31/2: Just let me censor that. Okay, next! Hello there Siobhan.

Siobhan: ...

QG31/2: What have you learned?

Siobhan: The voices... how they follow me...

QG31/2: Creeptacular! Anyway, that is about it. Oh, wait, Amigo has some advice before we leave.

Amigo: De vez en cuando, es buenlo para andar descalzo en la alameda.

QG31/2: And what does that mean?

Amigo: No hablo English. Me atrevo ayudenia, y tu? Te atrevas?

QG31/2: Nobody has any clue what you're saying, anyway, bye until next time!