Robbers

What would happen if we all got mugged? Well...

Jesse

Jesse walked down the road muttering about... Something or other. Probably about his young/old step brother or Jessica tying him to a chair again. The sky was grey and the grass was yellow. Perfect weather for Jesse.

Suddenly and out of nowhere, a poorly disguised L needed cash and decided that this poor teenager would be the best person to get it from. He promptly beat the crap out of Jesse, left him in an alley, and began conquering the world with his awesome detectiveness. Oddly enough, this made Jesse swear to kill all the criminals with a magical book... Somehow. 

Mackenzie

Mackenzie skipped down the road singing an insanely fast japanese song. The sky was blue and the grass was green, and it was slightly warm. 

Suddenly and out of nowhere, someone decided they needed money for their crack and decided to jump her. As the unfortunate soul was about to leap with a knife, he was stopped dead by a hand on his shoulder. It was the Skeleton Detective, here to save our poor Otaku's life! Needless to say, our poor crack-addict wound up in an alley in Ireland, chained to a fat man who would not stop drinking beer. 

Kaylynn

Kaylynn walked down the road, making no sounds what-so-ever. The sky was blue, the grass was brown, and somebody, somewhere, was round-house kicked in the face by Chuck Norris. 

Suddenly and out of nowhere, Kaylynn found herself handing over her money silently to a man in a mask. (For the record, it was Batman, and he didn't even want her money. Good 'ol Kaylynn! Always ready to serve a higher cause! Even though Batman is a billionaire who hardly needs twenty dollars, a student ID, county library card, or a piece of gum.) 

Jessica

Jessica was running down the road at full speed to escape Sepiroth. The sky was purple and the grass was orange, but no one noticed because the sun was either rising or setting and the colors were always distorted at those times of days anyway. 

Suddenly and out of nowhere, Sephiroth caught up and stole her wallet. He was promptly round-house kicked in the face by Chuck Norris and burst alive by Oldzilla. Needless to say, Chuck Norris kept the wallet. 

Paula

Paula glared murderously at the road, which turned to cement and vaporized instantly. The sky was purple and the grass was orange, but no one dared comment or make fun of it because it was Paula's world and her rules and if anyone screwed around she could glare at them until their head exploded. 

Suddenly and out of nowhere, someone decided that they would try to steal all her money because Xan's retarded like that. Before he even got within twenty miles of her, however, Amigo's someone-stupid-is-trying-to-get-near-Creator alarm went off and Xan turned into a tree. Paula suddenly felt relieved. 

Austin

Austin was walking down the road looking very depressed. The sky was red and the grass was covered in blood, but no one else was alive any more because Austin's pent up anger and frustration turned from cutting himself into killing everyone else on earth. (The people he didn't kill were Paula, Amigo, Jessica, and Chuck Norris because they ran and hid on Mars, Mackenzie because she hid in her alternate universe and stayed in Paula's basement, Xan because Austin didn't want to get near, and any other emo kids because they kept out of his way.) 

...Well? Nobody was around to mug him! Problem solved!