OKAY. THIS CALLS FOR A CELEBRATION.
I challenge anyone who reads this to write or cite a demonstration where Amigo won completely. It can be made up. (Not that we HAVE to make one up, Amigo wins by default anyways.)
POAST LIEK TOAST AND GO!
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Alrighty then, I'll go first.
One day, Paula, Kaylynn, Austin, and myself were walking down a road suspiciously near Jesse's house when a blimp appeared out of nowhere above us!
We all stared, me and Paula fan-girled crazily, and watched it for several hours (because it was REALLY FREAKING SLOW).
After a few minutes after several hours, Kaylynn said her three words for the week. "It's getting closer."
"Huh, that it is." Austin then watched it impassively, chewing on his thumb and drinking some tea he pulled out of nowhere, calculating the question of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
"No, like, really, really close." I just stood there and used the secret button on my glasses to zoom in on it, and- OH, SNAP! Jesse was in the blimp! And he had hot cream and sporks!
"OH SNAP!" Paula yelled before I even had a chance to tell her...
And then the blimp suddenly got fast but before it could kill her Amigo came out of nowhere and shot an arrow at it with a gun, and the blimp came down.
Jesse crawled out of it and joined our group like nothing had happened while we fawned over Amigo.
And once again, the day was saved by our Savior. ^_^
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*Snickers*
My turn!
So there we were, right, completely surrounded with no way out. This time, the blimps really had come to get us, and we were hanging out in a gold field for some crazy reason.
"Hey, look, its a blimp." Austin said. About a milisecond after the words were out of his mouth, Mackenzie and I started screaming, jumping up and down, and fangirling like an olympian.
"Awmygawd! It's a blimp!" Mackenzia shrieked, tossing her arms around. "A blimp!"
I followed the example. "They really have come to get me!"
Kaylynn rolled her eyes and Austin sighed. Xander grumbled.
"You know, thats getting old."
"Look! Mackenzie! A mutated blimp!" I continued, pointing, Mackenzie almost choked on her laughter.
What we didn't realize was that Jesse was indeed in the blimp, and he had a devious plan to get me with, and Kaylynn with. It was time for him to take over the world!
But not yet, because Amigo wins all.
Thus, Amigo appeared out of nowhere, and the blimp went poof like magic, and Jesse fell out of the sky and hit Kaylynn.
I gave Amigo a big kiss. "I wuv you Amigo!"
Mackenzie gave him a warm hug. "Ahhh, the sweet smell of pure awesome."
XDD YOU WIN PAULA!
So what happened was that we were surrounded by angry nutcrackers that looked like giant mushrooms. They had purple staffs with sparkles and green glittery crowns. Nutcrackers are scary because they were big, angry monsters. They screamed "ATTAAACK!!" and charged at people but we were saved by AMIGO!
So it came to pass that the countess ruled over the land of the dead with potatoes. ^_^ <3 :) :D
That was a one-word story written by me, Gertrude, and Kaylynn.
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