Getting Funds

A/N: ...OH GOD WHAT?!?! 

The Manwash became a global power-player early in the 21st Century, with Mackenzie and Jessica as the leaders. With amazing 133t ski115 and grace, they kidnapped all sorts of Bishounen from across the many fictional worlds and put them to work, slaving away to wash cars sexily while drooling girls watched in adoration. 

However, they faced many dangers along the way to being a powerful economic party, and this is one such situation...

"OH GOD SHOOT IT!"

"FEED ME!"

"XAN, GET OUT OF THE CHIPS!"

...And that one ended with one rather well-placed vampire-demon baby. You see, to keep most of the Bishounen in line, the girls hired other girls. Like Riza Hawkeye, Rukia Kuchiki, and that chick with big boobs from FF45. Together they faced...

NINJAS.

...No, really, they did. Naruto proved hugely popular. 

But they also faced down Federal Agents and the falling economy. Damn you, Real Estate...

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"Ma'am! Ma'am!" Yoko ran through the halls of HQ, balancing a cup of coffee on top of a 'Maquillaje' tray and a stack of pointless books and a folder. The japanese beauty had been hired to keep track of their funds, and if she was running with way too many objects, well, then it was bad. 

Suddenly, everything flew out of her arms and she was pressed against the wall by a crazy blond guy. Then, a handler with a squirt bottle of holy water sprayed him and Sephiroth hissed, backing away. "I'll get you some day..." 

Yoko just flipped him off and yelled things at him in Danish. Don't ask.

She picked up her random things while Jessica appeared randomly behind her, using her magical ninja smoke Sakura gave her in return for an Unlimited pass of Sasuke. "What's crackin', cracka'?"

Yoko was understandably very scared but said that they were running out of money because all their things in banks had been pwned and blah blah blah hey look a chicken.

Kyouya, one of the few men spared from the cars, however, was listening intently. "This is not good." And then, his job done, he dissolved into thin air to go sue the banks and break down people's doors and eat tofu and try to get their money back.

In her office, Mackenzie screamed and cursed and shot Xan again and told the dancing panda bear to get out. Seriously, why did he keep sneaking back in?

...And then the economy decided that the Manwash was amazing and gave them back their money. Because economy = huge and huge = God. Somehow. 

...DON'T QUESTION THE HISTORY BOOKS!